You see a caveman stooping, his knuckles touching the ground. He slowly stands  upright and looks at you with beady eyes:                                       "Ooga oog!"                                                                                    "Ooga!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Ooga!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "Me Ooga. Leader tribe."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       "Followers stone." You look and see him holding a red gem!                                                                                                                                                                                                     "Followers stone." You look and see him holding a red gem!                                                                                                                                                                                                     "Magic stone." He gestures, waving his hands, "We follow. We pray. Maybe Zog we find." He grunts, looking again at the gem.                                                                                                                                    "Zog leader son. Zog go fish Syrtis Major. Zog no come back. Zog kill monsters. Zog safe but play too long. Maybe you wants gem?"                                                                                                                              "Maybe you dumb."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              "You Zog get. Gem dumb. Just dumb stone. Old stone. Maybe I give stone you get  Zog. Zog need Raaka."                                                                                                                                                          "You Zog get. Gem dumb. Just dumb stone. Old stone. Maybe I give stone you get  Zog. Zog need Raaka."                                                                                                                                                          "Zog no stranger talk. Zog need tribal sign. Zog hear RAAKA, he come."                                                                                                                                                                                         The caveman smiles and jumps up and down. "Me and Zog go fish when you Zog bringback! We have fun. Ooga thank stranger!"                                                                                                                                       