
You are a lamer if:

  - You use the term "information superhighway"

  - You call a 3 1/2" floppy a "hard disk"

  - You computers boots up into Windows 3.1
   
  - Your homemade supervirus is merely a batch file

  - You think Turbo C is just an expensive game

  - You have ever paid money to have software installed

  - You can't tell the difference between a PC and a Mac

  - You fluently speak Klingon

  - You know more than 5 ways to make an internet smiley.(  :) ;) :]  ) 

  - You have ever uttered the phrase: 
        "Help, I am stuck at a blank screen with a C on it!"

 - You think MIDI is a better format than Mods(S3M,MTM..)
 
 - You have memorized every cheat code for DOOM

 - The only reason you got a modem is to play DOOM against your friends

 - The word SIMM makes you think of building a city

 - The only time you use math is to calculate your hit points

 - You think RAM is the group that sang "losing my religion"


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