Ŀ                                  (Q)1996 by  |
    o                 o                 Pornoware   |
    Ŀ     Ŀ  Ŀ ķ Ķ               |
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                    Ľ   Version 1.0 |
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Overview
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GirlFriend is the latest and greatest in AAI (adult artificial intelligence).
Why? Simply because it's the BEST! The program is very simple, and allows
you to converse with a beautiful, nude woman right on your screen! It's also
relatively easy to program your own GirlFriends, which makes it *fun* to use!


What do I need to run GirlFriend?
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You need: An IBM compatible computer (No! Really? I was gonna try it on my
Commodore VIC-20!), a VGA monitor (No! Really? I was gonna try it on my Herc
monitor!), DOS 2.11 or higher (No! Really? I was gonna try it on DOS 0.0009!),
and some sexual enthusiasm (No! Really? I was gonna try it with my feelings of
guilt!).

**BUT! If you have an older laptop, or any other computer that displays only
  gray scaled images, you might want to use a utility that reverses the way
  the computer displays colors.  You'll get much better results.


YES! How do I use GirlFriend?
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GirlFriend is really easy to use, but if you don't understand these 
instructions, you're better off not using it (since you're probably not old or
smart enough to begin with, anyway).

To run GF, type GF and press enter. That's it. You will be presented with a
menu of data files. GF data files have the .DAT extension. Type the name of
the file you will be using. If, for example, you plan to use PUSSY.DAT, you
may type either PUSSY or PUSSY.DAT.

You will now see a picture of the girl's face, and she will greet you!  Now,
you can type what you want to say to her, and she will respond, and may take
off an article of clothing, or reposition herself. As Wayne and Garth would
say, "SCHWING!"

To quit GF, just type BYE. With some GF files not created by Pornoware, you
may have to type something different.

GirlFriend comes with one (1) data file, for a girl named Jasmine. It also
comes with 4 pictures of her.

Also, if you start the program by typing GF -D, all text GirlFriend displays
and all the text entered into the program will be dumped into a file called
USER.INP, which can be opened in any ASCII editing or viewing program.
BLACKMAIL! Tee-hee! Use this at work or on school networks or just at home!
(I was really kidding about the school lan systems. Don't do it, boys and gi--
oh. It's just boys.)


Can I create my OWN girlfriends?
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Yes!  First, you need some pictures. Convert them to GIFs, and make sure that
they are no bigger than 160 pixels vertically, and 320 horizontally, and 
have 256 colors. Next, pick a name for her (for the purposes of this file, 
we'll call her PUSSY). Name all of the files so that they are called the 
name, and have a the picture number as an extension. To say that in a simpler 
manner, if you have 16 files, they should be renamed to PUSSY.1, PUSSY.2, 
PUSSY.3 and so on, up to PUSSY.16.

Okay! Now, create a file in any ASCII text editor. It should be named whatever
you are calling your GF, and have an extension of .DAT. In this example, it
would be PUSSY.DAT.

Now. The .DAT file structure is as follows:

Number of pictures
Number of greetings
Greetings
Number of picture to display FIRST
Color of your text input
Color of her text response
Keyword                   
Number of responses
Responses to that keyword 
Keyword                   
Number of responses
Responses to that keyword 
Keyword                   
Number of responses
Responses to that keyword 
...etc
Dummy line
Responses for if a keyword is not found
Keyword for Goodbye
Number of responses for goodbye
Goodbye responses

Here is a sample .DAT file:  (PUSSY.DAT)

3               '3 pictures
2               '2 possible greetings
Hello!          'Possible greeting # 1
Hi, Baby!       'Possivle greeting # 2
4               'Display PUSSY.4 first
53              'Color of your text
237             'Color of her text
FUCK            'Keyword
2               'Number of responses
Fuck me.        'possible response # 1
Let's fuck.     'possible response # 2
HI              'Another keyword
1               'Number of responses
Hello!          'Possible response # 1
NOMATCH         'Dummy line
3               'Number of possible responses for no keywords
Hey, Sexy!      'Possible response for no keywords # 1
Fuck me!        'Possible response for no keywords # 2
Let's talk.     'Possible response for no keywords # 3
BYE             'Keyword for goodbye
3               'Number of responses for goodbye
C-Ya!           'Goodbye response # 1
Bye, now!       'Goodbye response # 2
Love you!       'Goodbye response # 3



From the above, you can see that it is relativiely easy to make your own
GF files.

But! As a final note:
        You can have up to 100 keywords
        You can have up to 10 responses for each keyword
        You can have up to 999 different pictures


What other GirlFriends are available?
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Well, there's Jasmine, who comes with GF, but as of this writing, there are 
two more being made, TORI, a HOT blonde, and Felia, our S & M chick, with
(hopefully) many more in the future.


You pervert! How can you even write this?!
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Listen! If Dole should be allowed to run for president, if abortion should be
legal or illegal, if the KKK should be able to march down main street, if
David Letterman should be allowed to cut his own hair with a pocketknife, if
people should be entitled to their own opinions even if their wrong (ie: the
KKK=right, Bob Dole=good, abortion=not an option), then I should be able to
write this program and distribute it freely!


Distribution of GirlFriend
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Go ahead! Give it to everybody! Free! Everybody! Don't even pay for it! I
don't care! It's free! If you make any new GF data files, please distribute
them as well!

JUST DO NOT CHANGE THE ORIGINAL FILES! If you make any new files to distribute
don't give Pornoware credit, give yourself credit, or, if you must, nobody.
Don't edit the EXE file, or this one, or even the JASMINE files. Thank you.

**NEVER VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN!

**(Q) 1996 by Pornoware Inc., All Rights Wronged.
