Vj1:The Arrival 
Your in you private stall taking a dump, with your buddies from Doom waiting
outside for you, when, you hear some odd snuffling noises from outside, 
Suddenly, glass breaks, and you get to hear you friends being blasted away,
Yer friends are gone but you have a chance. Search the building for the leader
and get killed by him. Start Vj2.

Vj2:Pigs Revolt
You awaken on a hard tile floor with a ton of Pig Cops gaurding you. You 
realize you must be on the Alien Ship! Find your way to the Leader and get 
killed by him. Start Vj3.

Vj3:Death
You've died. At least your not roasting in Hell right? Duke Nukem's god, 
Nukemoo says that he'll give you another chance. He gives you guns and ammo and
tells you that if you destroy the devil for him you can have life. He tells you
to first go to Earth and destroy the Pigs there. After you destroy him, go back
to heaven (Not start, follow the path) Nukemoo (Pronouced Nuka-moo) will let
you ammo up. Go now, he says, and destroy the hellians. He opens a doorway to
Hell and you must enter (Hint:: when you are falling, 10 seconds after Duke's
cowardly scream ends, hit J and use the jetpack the rest of the way down. 
Follow the path and destroy the devils gaurds. There, look! Surronded by plants
that must be him! You kill him, easily, with one rocket. Nukemoo returns to you. 
And lets you ammo and life up, you explain that you already killed it but he 
points and makes you contiue thru hell. Kill more gaurds and then you hear a 
UUUURAHHHH! and you turn, there he is! arh! KILL IT! If you die, HA HA. but if
you win (It's possible but very hard, I did it twice.) you're really really 
good. 
