				A Beefian Tale
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		    	    Written By: Matt Willer

				    Ver 1.5
			      1998, Light Software

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readme.txt file written: November 2, 1998

	This game is pretty dang simple. Start it up, watch the Light Software logo do it thing, get to the menu and start a new game. You read the story shown, and do whatever is written in red. If it says press a key, then press a key. If it says enter a number, 1 ,2 or 3 then enter 1, 2, or 3. If you don't enter a valid number, you will recieve a message telling to to enter one.
	If at any point during the game, you see text telling you NOT to do something, I suggest very strongly that you listen. Either that or you'll probaly end up wanting to restart your computer.
	I intend to release different versions of this game all the time, in fact there will be a very BIG secret in an upcoming version, as well as some minor improvements.
	I can be reached  via e-mail at two different address',
at TCTF01D@prodigy.com or at moo_cow_wow@hotmail.com. Adam McCullough can be reached at lainemc@swbell.net. Our site is at:

http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/bluffs/7253

	This stuff is all a joke, and in fact we only made that site and this game to learn how to program. In the future, look from serious games from me (Matt Willer), while McCullough vows never to say a serious thing his entire life. He speaks only in the language of gibberish.
	If for some reason (and I doubt this will EVER happen) this game won't run on your computer, let me know. I'll see if I can help you out. Although I doubt that if it actually doesn't work that you'll really care.
	If you find any errors in the game that we didn't intentionally put there, PLEASE write to us so we can fix that in our next version of this stupid game.
	Also look for the upcoming text adventure sequel, "Slaughtered Beefy". It should prove to be craptacular.
	And so, enjoy this game. Or at least pretend your having fun...

								Programmer,
								Matt Willer

								 Weird Guy,
							    Adam McCullough

* If you'd like to see a serious site I just started, go to:

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Portal/7088

Not much is up, and the format and print are a tad bit screwed up right now, but the logo kicks ass so go check it out. --Willer