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            I mean, A pretty cool game...
            Ok, Its not that good...
            It Sucks!

Some important stuff...

-You need to run SETIT.BAS before running the game.. This will set the game
to the speed of your computer (it also verys how hard the game is) You may
have to set it up a couple of times before the game runs perfect though.
-For fast speed change, edit SPEED.YAH and SPEED2.YAH 
-Don't hold down the keys very much when you play.
-If you don't have a pentium 120 or something close to that
the game might be a little bit messed in parts.
-Remember, the name of this game is Hak-Man, so hak away if
you get the code.
-If you have any problems, I don't care so dont bother me.
-I'm not responsible for anything this program does to your computer.

Files you need to play the game...
SPEED.YAH
SPEED2.YAH
HAK.BAS
WORLD.GIF

The Bosses...
-To beat the first boss, press the up and down arrow keys when you
get on the elevator thing.  Shoot the little yellow boxes but dont
let the lazors hit you too much.
-To beat the second boss, stand underneath the red box and the boss will
bounce you up when he comes crashing to the floor.
-There is no third boss.  That is a space ship.  Just walk into it.
-To beat the last boss (the ultimate dude) you need to FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!
just remember, to shoot a lazor at the helicopter, walk right up to the purple
ball on a stick(almost like a stop sign), and press space.

Intro...
If you couldn't follow the intro in the game, The story is... Once upon a
time, there lived Hak-Man.  He was in love with Hak-Woman.  One day he was
bounceing up and down, and Hak-Woman came to him crying.  She was hurt really,
really, really, really, really, really bad.  She told Hak-Man that the
monsters had beat her up and she wanted him to get revenge.  At that moment,
she fell over and died.  It is now up to Hak-Man to get revenge for his
only love, Hak - Woman.

If your not a big, bad cheater, Don't look at this stuff...

Type these cheats while you are playing the game. Make sure caps lock is off.

World one cheats...
healme = Heals Hak-Man
man = Changes Hak-Man into a green ball and cant get hurt by the baddies.
bug = Makes a box.

World two cheats...
healme = Heals Hak-Man
stoned = look at the pretty colors
gun = leaves a light beam behind your bullet
spy = Changes Hak-Man into a spy and cant get hurt unless he falls in a pit.

World Three cheats...
healme = Heals Hak-Man
bye = Hak-Man disapears. All you can see are his bullets
dark = someone turned out the lights

World four cheat...
healme = Heals Hak-Man
hyper = Hak-Man takes a spaz
back = Makes Hak-Man into the way he was in the first world and cant get hurt.

A map cheat...
While the arrow is pointed at world 4, press the down arrow key. MATH TESTING
QUESTION! yeah!

Credits...

Code....................Nicolas Culberson
Graphics................Nicolas Culberson
Map graphics............Jeremy Barnes
Some ideas..............Joel Hoyt
Tester..................Joel Hoyt, Timothy Culberson
Flame effect............Martin Lindhe
Death effect............Robert Seidel
Gif loader..............unknown
Fade effect.............unknown

Remember, this game is freeware.  You can share it with your friends...
unless you have no friends... then you can just keep it for yourself.

If you enjoyed this game you have no life... If you didn't enjoy this game,
your not alone.

Well, now that I can't think of anything else useless to write, I must end.
Wait! I just did think of something useless... I talked about how I couldn't
think of anything useless to write.. hey and now I just said something else
that was useless.. I said, how I couldn't think of anything useless to write
but I really did because saying that I couldn't think of anything useless
was saying something useless after all, and now I've said alot of useless
things... thats cool... I think.

Never eat yellow snow.




