** Inanimate Racer Instructions & FAQ's for Version 1.0 **
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Inanimate Racer was created by EricSoft Technologies.

Note to Readers:
If you need this file in Ebonics, please contact EricSoft.

Here be a note, homez!
Yo, G?  You gots da hunga fer da stuff you can read?  Flo yo eyes to
da botts of dis phat phile, check it out!  Rap at us what you needs, bro!


** System Requirements **
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386dx or better
500k free conventional memory
4 megs of RAM
Keyboard (duh)

If you want to run this game through Win95, please use the PIF file (double
click on the Inanimate Racer icon).  To run through Win3.1, please quit
Windows and run the game from DOS mode.  It will perform MUCH better this
way!



** Game FAQ **
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Q:  How could somebody racer inanimate objects?
A:  Try the game.  Then you'll understand.  Maybe.

Q:  Can I save my game?
A:  No.  Why would you want to?

Q:  Is this game free?
A:  Yes.  This game is freeware, not public domain.  If you want to pay for
    it, go ahead!

Q:  I found a bug!
A:  Hey, that's not a question!  But you can send your bug us.  See
    contacting EricSoft at the bottom of this document.  (Please do not
    send us actual bugs.  We hate that!)

Q:  What are the cheat codes?
A:  If you find any, let me know.

Q:  Why is the sky blue?
A:  Your mother!!!

Q:  No really...
A:  Your mother!!!

Q:  What are the keys in the game?
A:  There are none.  Except for Esc.

Q:  Why doesn't my object move?
A:  It's inanimate.



** Hardware FAQ **
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Q:  How can I get my sound card to work?
A:  You must either:
    1.  Have a SET BLASTER in your Autoexec.bat (consult your sound cards
        documentation).  This is *usually* done automatically by Win95.
    2.  Edit the IRQ, DMA, and BASE (port) in Cereal.ini (not recommended)



** Contacting EricSoft **
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If you need to contact EricSoft, here are some various methods.  Please
note that we will not tell you any cheats, hacks, etc.  Hey, there might
not be any!  Now who's the man?  Huh?  You wanna make som'thn of it?

To report bugs and get tech support, you can use the handy-dandy form on
our website!

     E-Mail:  MrEricSir@aol.com

        Web:  http://members.aol.com/mrericsir

What?  You DON'T have INTERNET ACCESS?  Get with it!  This isn't the Dark
Ages!

** Fnord. **