Masteroids was writen By and is copyright to Kevin B. Kohler Of Canibal Gopher inc.
It is a freeware game, and can be freely distributed with this text file.

All I ask from you if you like it is that you visit my page at
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/bay/8360
You can also go there to join Canibal Gopher inc. or check out all my cool midis!!!

or you mail me and tell me you like it at
Kaboomy@geocities.com
Also mail me there to inform me of bugs, problems and just your oppinion...

PLEASE DON'T E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME IT SUCKS!!!  IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS
THEN DON'T PLAY IT, OR SAY, "IT COULD BE BETTER I YOU DO BLAH BLAH BLAH"

The song Sunny Day Parasite is writen by and copyright to Kevin B. Kohler
The song QS16V2 is also writen by and copyright to Kevin B. Kohler

BTW, I am in no way responsible for any way the prog F \/ ( |< $ up your machine,
it shouldn't, but thats your problem...  Also, if this program causes you
personaly emotional or physical damage I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!

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   Now that the crappy parts over heres a brief messge from the creator

   I AM THE CREATOR, OBEY ME OR DIE...

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any one offended by the above should yell at me, or go to my web page!!!!

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YOU ARE GETTINS SLEEPY, VERY... very.. Umm.. damn forgot what I was talking
again...  damn...  *snap*  BACH BACH BACH... DAMN1!! THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS...
ohh well... next time I'll get you... I swear by my... umm... broken computer

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                           THE STORY LINE!!!!!

          Umm.. you gotta ship, and you gotta blow $ |-| | T UP!!!!
             Its the perfect plot for the not so perfect game...
         NOW ALL YOU RPG PEOPLE ARE ASKING, WHY?  WHY? Blow stuff up!
      What my motivation???  WELL YOU DON'T NEED A MOTIVATION DAMN IT!!!
      Your Motivation is to see things blow up... or at least disapear..
   That and to fly around in circles... (BTW What a small freaking univers)
                 In the end, what does it matter why????
                You've still blow the same $ |-| | T up!!
                   And hopefully had fun doing it...
       Other then that just fight for top spot on the score board...

       Thnx for the time you've wasted!  I will use it wisely!!!
       MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin B. Kohler AKA KABOOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKA Looser Boy!

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  *WARNING!!!!  IF YOU DON'T WANT THE GAME TO BE SPOILD, READ NO FARTHER*

        First you must go to the top line of this document
        hit enter a few times, and on line number 1 type this
        "Cheat Mode"
        Make sure thats all it says on the line

        To enable cheat codes is simple...  just hold down all these keys
        at the same time C,H,E,A,T,S  (btw guess what that spells, DUH!!!)

        after that here is a list of cheat keys

        G - gives you extra life

        F - F \/ ( |< $ up the screen

        D - Makes shots bigger

        1, 2 - changes from single fire to spread fire and back

        S - Activates Temp invonerability

        L - Raises level

        their are also more secreter cheats, that I'm not gonna tell you here,
        including cheats that let you distort your ship and automatically rais score
        (I needed those to test the score and check the triangle checks and stuff...)

        If you want to know those cheats VISIT MY WEB PAGE AND SIGN MY GUEST BOOK!
        AND THEN ASK ME TO SEND EM TO YOU.... they aren't that interesting though...

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Thnx for your time, bye bye now....

Kevin B. Kohler AKA KaBoOmY!!! AKA Looser Boy!

P.S.  Don't forget to wipe!
and I hope this has completely waisted your time...
