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    The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich
                         By
		     Jason Pitt
			a.k.a.
                   Terra Software
	    http://terrasoftware.webking.com


	With allegations of illegally aquired campaign funds
mounting and support from his ultra-conservative allies dwindling,
our hero, Senator Gewt Ningrich, has set out on a conservative 
crusade to regain the support of his constituents and comrades and 
to do his darndest to earn some cold hard cash to fund his political
revolution.
	You must guide Gewt on his quest back to Washington, to 
regain his support in the Senate and to destroy his arch enemy, the evil
slimy quasi-liberal president Clint Bilton.

Level 1: The Arctic
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	Your journey begins in the northern most reaches of our great 
nation, Alaska.  Before he leaves the arctic circle with his recently
acquired oil company dollars, Gewt decides to pump up his campaign 
fund at the expense of somemore of the local wildlife.  

Beat the baby seals for CASH!

Kill those pesky polar bears with your latest "semi" automatic gift from
the NRA.

And watch out for your budies' bear traps!

Make it to the flag before time runs out and you're on your way to level 2!

Level 2: The Forest
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	Following his successes in Alaska, Gewt travels to the pacific 
northwest in order to gain support from the lumber industry.  Before
he leaves with his cash, Gewt decides to try a little forest "managment",
his way...

Cut down the trees for CASH!

Punish those annoying spotted owls! 

Watch out for Quin, the evil hippie eco-terrorist!

and shoot a few squirrles while you're at it...

Make it to the flag before time runs out and you're on your way to level 3!


Level 3: The Press Conference
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	With rumors of his political comeback stirring, Gewt decides to hold
a press conference to explain his new political strategy to the people, and to
punish those elements of the fourth estate that have so often attacked him.

Answer the reporters questions as any righteous conservative would.

Kill the reporters if they get too pushy!


Level 4: The Internet
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	With the failure of the communications decency act, Alf Reedy and
the Christian Conspiracy have approached Senator Ningrich with a "final 
solution" to the internet problem.  They plan to digitize Gewt at a secret 
144,00 Club computer facility and upload him into cyber-space to destroy it 
and all of the EVIL FREE SPEECH it supports!

Close down all the IP Ports!

Watch out for spam dropping cyber blimps!

Don't get deleted by disk weilding super hackers!

Don't get caught in any Fire Walls!

Make sure you watch out for the automated free speech defense system!

Once you shut down the Net you're on your way to level 5!


Level 5: Small Town USA
-----------------------
The Christian Conspiracy is not yet through with Gewt.  As he makes his
way back to DC, he has been asked to "clean up" SmallTown and impliment
a theocracy proper!

Meet Special Agent J.C. at the church for a complete mission profile.

Good Luck Gewt....

Finish your missions and you're on your way to level 6!


Level 6: Space
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Gewt has been approached by members of a super-secret government organization
with a request from alien visitors that he join them on their mothership
to negotiate for the future of the PLANET!  The mission will be undertaken
under the guise of a massive PR attempt, THE FIRST CONGRESSIONAL SPACE FLIGHT!

Pilot the space shuttle USS Redundancy through the asteroid field!   
Watch out for highly advanced life forms that want to kill you (why would they want to do that?)

Land the shuttle and negotiate with Hsur Hguahmil for the future of the PLANET!

If you and the planet survive, you're on your way to the FINAL LEVEL!!!


Level 7: DEATHMATCH SHOWDOWN
----------------------------
You have finally made your way back to DC and have challenged the EVIL,
Slimy, quasi-liberal president, CLINT BILTON, to a DEATHMATCH SHOWDOWN!

You lose and you're DEAD...
You win, and through a little know loop hole in the law,
YOU'LL BECOME PRESIDENT!!!


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